why so serious

So my blog today starts off in Burger King.

A black guy hit on Kelly and tried to rape her so I had to go all lesbian and save her.

stupid black people.

So we saw all these wet floor signs and this is what we thought of

THIS IS SPARTA

except for one that looked like a slipping hooker. Dunno what one would put on that haha.

So Im moving back into my old room because my mom is a loser. Whatever. Im gonna push my two beds together and move my couch and have a P.I.M.P room

People
In
My
Place

XD

So this lady is over...dunno what she is to me...aunt? cousin? Not sure

Anyway this morning she was like "Why are you so serious all the time? Do you ever smile?"

Then I ROFLED

well not really cause I was outside and it was hot XD

but yep going to the football game to watch some fail

byeeee

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lets go home so I can poop

says Thim.

So thats how I got to Thims house...cause she had to poop lol. I mean she missed class so she could come home and poop.

so were thinking of something to do. Think Im just gonna google it.

wow so Thim just sniffed soap

XD

Anyway I was playing WoW and I told some dude to shut up and danced with him and he gave me money. Does that make me a prostitute?

Or maybe its cause I run around in panties =]

So in class today my teacher was talking about how Dr. Phil sucks. Apparently her friend went on there for marital problems and they tricked them and staged the show to make her look like a money hungry jerk and him look like a fat slob. Like they filmed at a hotel in Cancun and claimed it was their house.

WTF Dr. Phil!

Ok so I googled what should we do today and it took me to the church of the flying spaghetti monster...lol

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